The World's Wimpiest Vampire: Supernatural Suckers, Book 2
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The World's Wimpiest Vampire: Supernatural Suckers, Book 2

by Silvana Falcon

About this book

Charlie Dracul never wanted to join the ranks of the undead. After a drunken dare gone wrong left him turned and abandoned, he is having a miserable time adjusting to his new reality. He faints at the sight of blood, survives on a diet of beet juice, and avoids the vampire courts at all costs. He is quite possibly the world’s most pathetic vampire, a total disaster who would rather hide in a hoodie than embrace his dark nature.

Enter Simon, a ruthless vampire hunter who has finally cornered his latest target. Expecting a terrifying beast, Simon is instead confronted by a sleep-deprived, ketchup-stained mess who is more likely to trip over his own feet than hunt a human. Instead of driving a stake through Charlie’s heart, Simon finds himself strangely captivated by the bumbling newborn.

This delightful paranormal romance perfectly balances humor, suspense, and heart-melting hurt/comfort. As the hunter and the hunted navigate a dangerous world of supernatural politics, their reluctant connection blossoms into an unlikely dark romance. If you are looking for a witty, charming, and addictive m/m read that subverts every vampire trope in the book, you have found your next obsession.

Publication Date
May 25, 2026
ASIN
B0GD87GLHZ

Reader Reviews

Yes! So worth it. 😁

February 6, 2026

Audible. A most delightful story. I absolutely loved it and listened to it in one sitting. A lovely mix of humour and drama with some sci-fi thrown in. As always, John Solo nailed these characters perfectly with his performance, giving each character its own voice and nuance. You'll adore our wimpy vamp, Charlie. Well done! I'll definitely follow up with the rest of this series. It's my first experience with Silvana Falcon and I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed this. Each book stands...

Yep...CHECK IT OUT!!

March 17, 2026

Wimpy vampire Charlie is damn cute; hunter Simon is tough but softens. Nice balance of vampire stuff, suspence, m/m love....good story )

Bunny Vampire

January 26, 2026

I loved every bit of this story, it was light, romantic, funny, and had the right dosage of hurt/comfort. I can't believe I devoured this story in two days, but it was so easy to read, and the characters were amazing. I loved the chemistry between Charlie and Simon, even the supporting characters, such as Noah made this book much more memorable. )

Another 5 Star Read!

January 27, 2026

Immediately picked this one up after the first and adored it. These two dummies are so cute, with one chaotic klutz of a vamp and a brooding vamp hunter. Not only did I love the evolution of their relationship but also the plot was also intriguing! It kept me in my toes! Highly recommend!! )

Vampire vs hunter

January 23, 2026

I normally prefer friends to lovers... but since heated rivarly, I need all the enemies to lovers. And this was a vampire and vampire hunter, so naturally no way could that ever work...wrong! Charlie is just so bad at being a vampire, it literally confuses Simon. Simon ends up saving Charlie multiple times, and then really chooses Charlie over everything. Very low spice, two on page sex scenes. ) One person found this helpful

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